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Grocery store…

A woman goes up to the man working in the produce aisle and says where is your broccoli? The produce man says we’re out of broccoli we will have some in the morning. He goes back to stacking his oranges in the same lady pecks him on the shoulder and says excuse me sir where is the broccoli? He says we are fresh out of broccoli. We will have some in the morning. He moves from the oranges over to the bananas and starts to work with them. The same woman taps him on the shoulder again and says sir can you tell me where the broccoli is? He says how do you spell cat as in catastrophic? She says C-A-T he says okay how do you spell dog As in dogmatic? She says D-O-G. He says okay how do you spell fuck as in broccoli? She says there is no fuck in broccoli. He said exactly lady, that’s what I been trying to tell you.

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